Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 10:30am - love - by kill me - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 6:48am - love - by jeesh - United States (New York)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)
Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 9:42am - love - by anonymous neighbor - United States (New York)
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)
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