Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any european guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by bilol (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States
Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 12:53pm - love - by goingup? (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I forgot my work clothes at home so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 2:42am - love - by laf@me (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 9:31pm - love - by Kfeaaa (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her. She said: "me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 5:01am - love - by Reaper - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 2:24am - love - by 987564 (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)
Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
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