Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:38pm - love - by Sam - United States (New York)
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:47am - love - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:49am - love - by 751920 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand and gave me his contact card. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 7:54pm - love - by myrie (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)
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