Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you ok? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 3:55am - love - by dxl (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, the priest was handing out red roses after church. The woman ahead of me asked for a rose. The priest said : "Sorry, we are only giving them out to single women since they didn't get any for valentines day." Then he hands one to me. This was the 1st time I have been to that church. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 6:44pm - love - by KC (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 3:30am - love - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - love - by EK (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by tacky_unrefined (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and do me.' He never responded. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by noneofthesex (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 4:32pm - love - by Flabbergasted (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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