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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

#11723060
390 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

#11720249
144 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 9:17am - love - by braceface (man) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML

#11668391
79 comments

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On 07/05/2010 at 1:37am - love - by metalmusic (woman) - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML

#11651975
199 comments

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On 07/04/2010 at 6:03am - love - by Waiter - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

#11471994
176 comments

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On 06/26/2010 at 9:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Tanzania United Republic of (Dar es Salaam)

Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

#11459471
145 comments

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On 06/25/2010 at 8:30pm - love - by cduttl1230 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
207 comments

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On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

#11422420
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48142) - you deserved it (4853)

On 06/24/2010 at 6:09am - love - by facebook (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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