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Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

#12331416
128 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
221 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

#12284629
370 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

#12271969
167 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Doubleyew1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML

#12266634
172 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

#12264713
139 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 11:37am - love - by ihateumicheal (woman) - United States

Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML

#12252976
134 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 9:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

#12245991
143 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

#12234488
54 comments

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On 07/31/2010 at 10:28pm - love - by XxHinkaixX (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

#12231784
115 comments

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On 07/31/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by Beaten (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

#12212873
104 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 7:40pm - love - by nitroman64 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

#12203978
140 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 7:34am - love - by Tree (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

#12201000
142 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)



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