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Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37011) - you deserved it (3784)

On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

#12449914
177 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 6:40am - love - by gutsforme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

#12447097
102 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 2:50am - love - by sadface - United States

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML

#12443744
107 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 12:09am - love - by bitchasshonky - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

#12423353
115 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 12:30am - love - by llmd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

#12409274
334 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML

#12392564
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37060) - you deserved it (6622)

On 08/08/2010 at 3:38pm - love - by pixiegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

#12386734
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43837) - you deserved it (3390)

On 08/08/2010 at 4:49am - love - by LadyGagasLOVER (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

#12368277
238 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

#12365363
97 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 2:06am - love - by WastedTime (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

#12364417
118 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

#12352177
274 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

#12346670
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29440) - you deserved it (3837)

On 08/06/2010 at 3:07am - love - by rachaaaaeul - United States (Utah)



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