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Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

#8238401
164 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

#8238239
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27451) - you deserved it (4295)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

#8230215
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22353) - you deserved it (3092)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:03am - love - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

#8223058
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26502) - you deserved it (9258)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML

#8195721
109 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 3:49am - love - by girlie5445 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

#8191025
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32329) - you deserved it (2637)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML

#8185131
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11706) - you deserved it (37007)

On 02/12/2010 at 10:30pm - love - by Pushover (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29438) - you deserved it (2453)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

#8167540
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10971) - you deserved it (26412)

On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized I can never live with my fiancée. A childhood of systematic teasing, abuse, and humiliation has made me terrified to use a bathroom around a guy if there's the slightest chance I can be heard, seen, or even have anyone know what I'm up to. Therapy has yet to fix anything. FML

#8164087
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27818) - you deserved it (4834)

On 02/12/2010 at 10:23am - love - by silentsuzie (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

#8162555
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26766) - you deserved it (4285)

On 02/12/2010 at 9:14am - love - by JustMyLuck (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

#8159042
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32098) - you deserved it (4567)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:41am - love - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

#8153164
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11096) - you deserved it (24123)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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