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Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML

#12716438
95 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 4:19am - love - by T.T (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldnt have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriends excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He isn't laughing. FML

#12715880
67 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 3:30am - love - by XxDiabolikalXx - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

#12712941
98 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

#12706497
81 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by DormHater (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

#12698820
213 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 7:40am - love - by Sara1990 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

#12693403
65 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 12:17am - love - by Lace (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

#12687396
87 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 7:19pm - love - by Squishy (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

#12682648
124 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 1:02pm - love - by mollyeyers - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML

#12677890
67 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 3:24am - love - by lee (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

#12676840
77 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:17am - love - by arace15336 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

#12655431
55 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - love - by justmylife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king sized bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

#12638927
157 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

#12630401
94 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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