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Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
142 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

#13037540
158 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41163) - you deserved it (13100)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

#13017845
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40466) - you deserved it (6284)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML

#13013607
81 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me because he felt "our religious differences kept us apart." We've never talked about anything religious. Ever. FML

#13008973
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28418) - you deserved it (3566)

On 09/11/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by fmlimoverit - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

#12998632
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34669) - you deserved it (3602)

On 09/11/2010 at 12:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

#12985012
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37079) - you deserved it (5742)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:02am - love - by anlhawks - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

#12978381
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33081) - you deserved it (9011)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

#12964178
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46543) - you deserved it (3999)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

#12951031
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28309) - you deserved it (2378)

On 09/07/2010 at 5:30pm - love - by Glutton for Punishment. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

#12948650
122 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML

#12943582
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18304) - you deserved it (24129)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)



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