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Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

#13442639
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30923) - you deserved it (3344)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45684) - you deserved it (3766)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

#13431152
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11435) - you deserved it (38635)

On 10/13/2010 at 5:02am - love - by your mother (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

#13430333
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36173) - you deserved it (2910)

On 10/13/2010 at 2:18am - love - by failure (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mixed CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mixed CD in the trash. FML

#13415356
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34398) - you deserved it (7848)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

#13406898
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32232) - you deserved it (6081)

On 10/11/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by soccerlove09 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32321) - you deserved it (4941)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML

#13386499
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29976) - you deserved it (3129)

On 10/10/2010 at 12:33am - love - by lightblue - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back and lying about where he was was out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

#13380093
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34265) - you deserved it (3001)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML

#13379120
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35162) - you deserved it (3225)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

#13376999
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16671) - you deserved it (25811)

On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

#13365724
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46666) - you deserved it (6619)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

#13353894
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43410) - you deserved it (4645)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)



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