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Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

#10899108
108 comments

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On 06/01/2010 at 12:35am - love - by AbFlab (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML

#10812675
144 comments

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On 05/28/2010 at 12:15am - love - by TheSickness (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML

#10779310
83 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Sarahfizzeller - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
158 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML

#10750179
70 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 2:54am - love - by Ouchhh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML

#10727772
247 comments

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On 05/24/2010 at 2:13am - love - by gedderdunn - Reserved

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

#10705425
175 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 1:47am - love - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

#10696817
250 comments

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On 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by ChubbyAmerican (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML

#10666872
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (34734)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:01am - love - by finalssuck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML

#10661591
46 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 12:40am - love - by humanalarmclock (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML

#10656263
72 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

#10645029
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15424) - you deserved it (45103)

On 05/20/2010 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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