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Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML

#7551805
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On 01/24/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by dan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
68 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML

#7534159
44 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 12:01am - love - by pogodrake (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, when I logged onto facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

#7531653
105 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 10:29pm - love - by lmiller (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

#7523418
85 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Aphrodite - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

#7518795
157 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

#7518203
114 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

#7516892
129 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 5:27am - love - by SINGLE (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating an icecream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

#7516271
108 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 3:38am - love - by weirdlove (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mother machine-washed a suit I rented for a friends wedding, despite me informing her that it was dry-clean only, and that the store would take care of it. I now owe $1600 to replace the suit, and my mum is refusing to help pay, as she was "only trying to help." FML

#7514878
108 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 1:40am - love - by Phoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML

#7514785
102 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Brit (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

#7512878
48 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 12:04am - love - by voltronn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

#7505237
87 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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