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Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML

#13762058
127 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 4:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

#13754319
101 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

#13738415
247 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

#13733818
105 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 12:52am - love - by iheartexes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

#13733667
61 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

#13729555
78 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

#13716117
138 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML

#13713440
116 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 11:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

#13708556
184 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 11:16pm - love - by bummed (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

#13688887
116 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 3:11pm - love - by secret - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML

#13685812
90 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML

#13684302
115 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 2:50am - love - by stillyoung (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

#13672466
39 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 6:15am - love - by Googlebug - United States (Pennsylvania)



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