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Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

#8001805
203 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

#7998625
111 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 12:41am - love - by mmvv - United States

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

#7997693
96 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

#7992828
134 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML

#7974279
141 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by jake (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML

#7972550
127 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by notababymama (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

#7962571
215 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML

#7957941
57 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Bruja5 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31968) - you deserved it (2594)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898
33 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

#7937064
114 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

#7936771
131 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:29pm - love - by cherrycokeee - Sent from mobile version

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

#7923030
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20713) - you deserved it (10224)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:12am - love - by snowman (man) - United States (Virginia)



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