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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I heard barking in the background. FML

#6650131
127 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 1:20pm - love - by WoofWoof (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out the weekly coffee talks my husband was having with his ex-girlfriend stopped involving coffee about 2 years ago. FML

#6647027
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32101) - you deserved it (18689)

On 12/07/2009 at 5:33am - love - by Jane (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

#6644248
51 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 12:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML

#6636501
116 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

#6626957
96 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 12:25am - love - by barfyshirt (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years had proposed to his ex a few days behind and she had declined. FML

Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I am her first boyfriend. FML

#6616832
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32944) - you deserved it (2785)

On 12/05/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by HellaBomber91 (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

#6612429
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11741) - you deserved it (26742)

On 12/05/2009 at 3:44am - love - by JennyAndrews (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML

#6599042
94 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by mainlaw (man) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
209 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

#6591482
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30689) - you deserved it (2334)

On 12/03/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by holla1787 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

#6589221
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34316) - you deserved it (3795)

On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML

#6584948
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34336) - you deserved it (2136)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by SatelliteUser (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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