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Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

#13945112
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On 11/23/2010 at 1:25am - love - by ohsosad (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML

#13939076
97 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 5:39pm - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
195 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

#13925706
153 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

#13907049
107 comments

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On 11/20/2010 at 1:20am - love - by lorrilanee (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML

#13902847
123 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML

#13902066
95 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML

#13898275
59 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 10:00am - love - by needfulthing - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
146 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

#13879750
110 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML

#13876675
88 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by neverdateaclosetcase (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

#13873545
204 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet 'how are you baby?' from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: 'Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!' FML

#13861090
72 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)



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