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Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a v-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year old grandma. FML

#14051903
196 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 8:14pm - love - by agentile (man) - United States

Today, I got a call from my grandmother. Turns out my father found out about my elopement with my husband through my stepmother, because someone she works with told her. We were planning on it being a surprise, and telling people on Christmas. My father won't even talk to me now. FML

#14044640
87 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML

#14034734
82 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

#14023578
97 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

#13999820
116 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm - love - by ahhhboys (woman) - Romania

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

#13995270
125 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States

Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML

#13991826
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10586) - you deserved it (44358)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML

#13978523
94 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 7:55pm - love - by TheCrackerNinja - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML

#13971159
182 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 3:36am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

#13962286
113 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by ryansmithho (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

#13945112
59 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:25am - love - by ohsosad (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML

#13939076
97 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 5:39pm - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
195 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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