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Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

#14249095
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27499) - you deserved it (3433)

On 12/18/2010 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

#14248345
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33496) - you deserved it (3768)

On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55758) - you deserved it (4699)

On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

#14244528
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30896) - you deserved it (6203)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:32am - love - by unattractive (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37443) - you deserved it (4286)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

#14240691
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39029) - you deserved it (3055)

On 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

#14227030
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32280) - you deserved it (3567)

On 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm - love - by expassword (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML

#14220139
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13799) - you deserved it (42630)

On 12/16/2010 at 12:51am - love - by LD619 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

#14200439
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38084) - you deserved it (2894)

On 12/14/2010 at 8:32am - love - by A. nonymous -

Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML

#14195303
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15427) - you deserved it (51059)

On 12/13/2010 at 9:01pm - love - by blahblah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

#14194626
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30822) - you deserved it (3013)

On 12/13/2010 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

#14191848
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43284) - you deserved it (10028)

On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML

#14185892
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35615) - you deserved it (5026)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:32am - love - by fordn4h - United States (Colorado)



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