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Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king sized bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

#12638927
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On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

#12630401
94 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

#12623865
152 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 11:28am - love - by yup okay (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
184 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

#12604677
108 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by Funless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend that told me he was taking a family vacation to Mexico. FML

#12580097
98 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 8:30am - love - by tina - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

#12577034
163 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

#12563425
280 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

#12552157
94 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

#12547774
99 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 10:15pm - love - by crystalpistol (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

#12536265
106 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 8:52am - love - by wtf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
245 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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