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Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

#7512878
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On 01/23/2010 at 12:04am - love - by voltronn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

#7505237
87 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

#7503398
129 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 5:41pm - love - by ponyboy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

#7502995
154 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by hoody (man) - United States

Today, I was sitting in IHOP with my girlfriend of six months when she brought in her son of three years she had neglected to tell me about, and asked 'Does this change things?' FML

#7493189
223 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 2:26am - love - by Rodrigeuz26 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML

#7492319
53 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:17am - love - by housebroken (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
262 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
293 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my long term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way to old for him. I'm 3 years younger than my fiancé. FML

#7481282
120 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by walkingonsunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

#7477934
85 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 5:02pm - love - by charlieweaver21 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

#7470766
133 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 8:10am - love - by JCruz411 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

#7470144
172 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 5:47am - love - by uuuuugh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

#7460932
115 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)



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