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Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been cheating on me for over five months, including while I was deployed to Afghanistan. FML

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

#14356876
115 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

#14353887
181 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband finally admitted to his mother he'd got married. No wonder she wasn't involved with the wedding. FML

#14352354
43 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 1:23am - love - by motherlessbride (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

#14349476
53 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 9:29pm - love - by strwbrry (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

#14330931
83 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 2:31am - love - by ima nerd - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

#14329658
54 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 12:29am - love - by desigymrat - France

Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML

#14329379
78 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 11:59pm - love - by xrebeccalou (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML

#14326550
53 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm - love - by Username - United States (Mississippi)

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML

#14324208
131 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 2:36pm - love - by burnt38392 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

#14308182
78 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 5:50am - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML

#14305134
74 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

#14304589
140 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 11:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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