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Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

#14427876
115 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 6:50pm - love - by drfrogpepper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

#14417196
104 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

#14415178
76 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

#14407815
88 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 10:06am - love - by bleurghh (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

#14406610
124 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML

#14405039
129 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML

#14399805
71 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 7:45pm - love - by 3yrneveragainn -

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

#14399301
84 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 7:07pm - love - by lululee53 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever, and the pain was so unbearable, it woke him up. Turns out, the pain he was experiencing was just his bowels and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML

#14398309
68 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 5:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML

#14392477
79 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:39am - love - by thatsucks -

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

#14381154
44 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 10:24am - love - by ... -

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

#14380374
51 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been cheating on me for over five months, including while I was deployed to Afghanistan. FML



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