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Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

#12522579
77 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 4:41pm - love - by irresponsible (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML

#12519731
122 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 1:37pm - love - by Chad - United States (New York)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

#12498783
110 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

#12495310
125 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 5:11am - love - by starley (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
80 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

#12449914
176 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 6:40am - love - by gutsforme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

#12447097
102 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 2:50am - love - by sadface - United States

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML

#12443744
107 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 12:09am - love - by bitchasshonky - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

#12423353
115 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 12:30am - love - by llmd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

#12409274
334 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML

#12392564
162 comments

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On 08/08/2010 at 3:38pm - love - by pixiegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

#12386734
158 comments

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On 08/08/2010 at 4:49am - love - by LadyGagasLOVER (man) - United States (Texas)



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