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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

#13068914
103 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML

#13064737
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23765) - you deserved it (12400)

On 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

#13061807
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51788) - you deserved it (4536)

On 09/15/2010 at 2:02pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

#13056738
99 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 12:15am - love - by badtiming (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

#13055136
200 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 10:43pm - love - by migsman (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML

#13049804
158 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

#13045440
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27687) - you deserved it (6545)

On 09/14/2010 at 3:57am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
142 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

#13037540
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35484) - you deserved it (3871)

On 09/13/2010 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

#13017845
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39450) - you deserved it (6195)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML

#13013607
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35555) - you deserved it (4691)

On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me because he felt "our religious differences kept us apart." We've never talked about anything religious. Ever. FML

#13008973
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27530) - you deserved it (3505)

On 09/11/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by fmlimoverit - United States (Ohio)



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