Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 2:19am - love - by mr_loveless (man) - United States
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
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On 02/10/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by Greg (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
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On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 7:44pm - love - by and she doesn't even give bjs (man) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 1:24am - love - by katelynm - United States
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm - love - by NewlyDread (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 2:45am - love - by lonelyloser - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML
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On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML
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On 02/03/2013 at 6:04pm - love - by FUCK GOD (man) - Argentina (Salta)
Monday 17 June 2013
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