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Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

#21019101
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On 01/06/2014 at 2:20pm - love - by CatLady - United States (California)

Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML

#21018050
81 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by stopstutteringforSiri - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

#21017924
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On 01/05/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML

#21017728
166 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML

#21017461
87 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 2:11am - love - by Fiancé problemsss - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

#21016902
119 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 6:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

#21016150
98 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

#21014860
114 comments

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On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today, I did a bike ride and run with a gent I'm serious about. On the run, I had a big lead until he passed me up saying, "I'm going to marry you." Puzzled that he would propose and then sprint away leaving me trailing, he clarified at the finish. His words: "I'm going to bury you." FML

#21014028
50 comments

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On 01/02/2014 at 8:17am - love - by Babs - United States (California)

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

#21012945
126 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm - love - by Crashed - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML

#21012505
63 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 2:49am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

#21012251
71 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML

#21011862
103 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -



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