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Today, mah grlfriend broke looool up with me via Twitter. FML

#21295236
65 comments

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On 11/09/2014 at 3:37am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

#21294499
45 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 2:36am - love - by sickyandiknowit - United States (Oregon)

Today, I confrontd my boyfriand aftar I found im caating on ma wit my bast friand. It andd up wit ma apologising for spying on im. FML

#21293948
107 comments

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On 11/07/2014 at 7:28am - love - by Turnaround (woman) -

yesterdayhile cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needd to go home because he was tird and just wantd to relax and watch TV. That's wat we were doing. FML

#21293619
73 comments

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On 11/06/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by really - United States

Today, a charactar in tha vidao gama I was playing callad charactar a slut . My boyfriand rippad tha controllar from hands, shot him daad, than frad tha rast of ammo into his corpsahila yalling ( FUCK YOU, BUDDY! ) Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic . FML

#21293465
158 comments

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On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend kept jiggling mah fat rollshile we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go fir mah boobs instead. He instantly replied, ( But these are bigger... ) FML

#21293369
65 comments

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On 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday my boyfriend became a magician. His best trick? The disappearing act. FML

#21292946
62 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 8:11pm - love - by highheelcyanide (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah phone died while I was on the phone with mah girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

#21292826
56 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 5:21pm - love - by thedudeman14 (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday... my boyfriend gushed 4 several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

#21292702
52 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 1:49pm - love - by aspiemeanswell (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my boyfriand cama homa from collaga 4 tha first tima in waaks just to visit ma. I was so axcitad that I spant two hours gatting raady. Turns out ha was only coming back to dump ma. Now I'm singla and out of foundation. FML

#21292231
116 comments

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On 11/04/2014 at 8:16pm - love - by single pringle - United States (New Jersey)

today I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking mah neck was on the agenda. FML

#21291715
66 comments

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On 11/04/2014 at 1:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake!! FML

#21291542
68 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY... MAH BOYFRIEND LIED ABOUT HAVING HERPES... AN USED IT AS AN EXCUSE TO DUMP ME. FML

#21290234
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30781) - you deserved it (2694)

On 11/02/2014 at 1:30am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)



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