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Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML

#21468977
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On 09/15/2015 at 10:10pm - love - by spinster - United States (Texas)

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML

#21468699
85 comments

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On 09/15/2015 at 7:47am - love - by Anon E. Mouse - United States (Maine)

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

#21468418
66 comments

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On 09/14/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by meunluckycharms - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

#21468219
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27403) - you deserved it (3218)

On 09/14/2015 at 1:17am - love - by thisiswhyimsingle - United States (Missouri)

Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip 3 years ago. FML

#21467934
89 comments

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On 09/13/2015 at 10:22am - love - by TheLoneSoul - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML

#21467706
90 comments

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On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - love - by Angie - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

#21467447
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25614) - you deserved it (2167)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:54pm - love - by T___T (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

#21467309
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (3534)

On 09/11/2015 at 2:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML

#21466148
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23567) - you deserved it (1959)

On 09/08/2015 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymoose (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML

#21466052
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25794) - you deserved it (1897)

On 09/08/2015 at 8:35am - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my in-laws decided they were going to stay an extra week during our vacation to Dominican Republic next year. This would be fine, if we weren't travelling for our destination wedding, and the extra week wasn't our honeymoon. They are literally joining us on our honeymoon. FML

#21465829
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27663) - you deserved it (2311)

On 09/07/2015 at 8:39pm - love - by SadBride (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML

#21465389
108 comments

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On 09/06/2015 at 8:54pm - love - by Tag (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend thought I was going to ask him if we wanted children together. Instead of talking about it, he pretended to have a violent seizure and die. FML

#21465257
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23510) - you deserved it (2500)

On 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm - love - by tessie94 (woman) - Austria (Wien)



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