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Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

#21479918
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On 10/14/2015 at 8:41am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

#21479748
49 comments

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On 10/13/2015 at 10:01pm - love - by malcolmXXX - United States (Georgia)

Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML

#21478738
41 comments

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On 10/11/2015 at 8:27pm - love - by althornton2462 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

#21478550
145 comments

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On 10/11/2015 at 9:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

#21478220
115 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 11:15am - love - by Oh Cock - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

#21478146
139 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with: "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

#21478117
121 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 12:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML

#21478113
101 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 12:25am - love - by biggs sprhro - United States (Ohio)

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML

#21477785
75 comments

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On 10/09/2015 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother hugged me for the first time. Turns out he was patting me down to make sure I didn't have cigarettes. Love you too, bro. FML

#21477158
25 comments

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On 10/07/2015 at 1:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

#21477074
97 comments

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On 10/07/2015 at 3:41am - love - by single once again (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, thanks to the terrible carpool planning of one of my friends, I had the pleasure of driving both of my ex-boyfriends to homecoming. Neither one of them knew that I had dated the other, but they sure do now. FML

#21476041
45 comments

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On 10/04/2015 at 1:51pm - love - by badplannning (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

#21475608
49 comments

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On 10/03/2015 at 6:13am - love - by coward (woman) - United Kingdom



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