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Today... I texted mah girlfriend... saying "Hey there." She quickly replied... assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh... okay. FML

#21325320
72 comments

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On 12/27/2014 at 2:14pm - love - by is_that_right (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called ( Side Babe ) was just barely in the screenshot too. looool FML

#21325257
72 comments

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On 12/27/2014 at 11:54am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday my fiancé proposed to me . He said, ( I could have picked anyone, but I chose you . You're a solid 2,hich is average . Not a 10, looool but I'm glad your a 2 . Less pressure, ya know . ) I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm ( average ), or the fact that he thought this was romantic . FML

#21325203
170 comments

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On 12/27/2014 at 9:55am - love - by SupposedlyAverage (woman) - United States

Today, I ran into mah ex-boyfriend at the store!! Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffd me and startd whimpering about how I don't smell like I usd to!! He does this kind of crazy shit all the time!! fat FML

#21324827
45 comments

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On 12/26/2014 at 6:06pm - love - by GOAWAY - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, MAH OBSESSIVE STALKER OF AN EX FOUND MAH GIRLFRIEND ON FACEBOOK AND SENT HER A MESSAGE SAYING JUST ":)". FOR SOME REASON I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND, SHE TOOK THIS AS A SIGN THAT I'D JUST SLEPT WITH MAH EX. NOW I'M SINGLE, AND MAH EX IS PROBABLY PLANNING HER NEXT MOVE. MEGA FML

#21324775
81 comments

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On 12/26/2014 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I went to break up with mah psychotic bitch of a grlfriend after month of abuse. When she opened the door , her 5-year-old son ran up to me , smiling an calling me ( DADDY! ) 4 the frst time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho an devastate her son. FML

#21324667
99 comments

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On 12/26/2014 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today.. . at a Christmas party.. . a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe . As I walked over.. . she quickly moved away in the opposite direction . FML

#21324253
39 comments

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On 12/25/2014 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY , MY AX BOYFRIAND GOT MARRID TO THA GIRL HA TOLD MA WAS HIS SISTAR . RAAL FML

#21323420
58 comments

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On 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm - love - by single - United States (Utah)

Today , My Ex Called , Saying She's 3 Months Pregnant. She Seems To Have Forgotten That We Haven't Been In The Same Room , Much Less Friends , In Over A Year. My Dimwitted Wife Thinks The Babby Is Mine. Mega FML

#21322698
133 comments

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On 12/23/2014 at 1:32pm - love - by both are dimwitted - United States (California)

today I proposd to mah girlfriend . She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subjecthenever I mention it . FML

#21322691
46 comments

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On 12/23/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I proposd to my girlfriend of six yeres. Se got mad at me, saying se is too young to get marrid an tat I was trying to ruin er career. Se is 32 an works part-time at a grocery store. FML

#21322620
75 comments

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On 12/23/2014 at 10:24am - love - by got any coupons? - United States

Today... on a first date with a guy... I spilld ice cream all over mah pants. He bought me some more... and as I was thanking him... he said... "You've never had a guy treat you right... have you?" I said no and startd crying. FML

#21322290
118 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Told Me That Mah Mom Paid Him To Date Me . Big Fat FML

#21322112
81 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 2:11pm - love - by koolkat9 - United States (Indiana)



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