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Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

#21430988
85 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 1:16am - love - by imblue42 - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

#21430956
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21395) - you deserved it (5368)

On 06/24/2015 at 12:16am - love - by It's CSI Miami - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that me and her father's wedding is just a big joke and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML

#21430948
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23401) - you deserved it (2487)

On 06/24/2015 at 12:02am - love - by bummed out step monster - United States (California)

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

#21430908
122 comments

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On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

#21430410
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27259) - you deserved it (2188)

On 06/22/2015 at 11:13pm - love - by hairstylistprobs - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

#21430188
87 comments

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On 06/22/2015 at 3:55pm - love - by Partners (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took a nap. My boyfriend took this opportunity to go over to his "beautiful" and "amazing" ex-girlfriend's house to help her clean out her pool. I told him I didn't think that was appropriate. He told me I don't value relationships and didn't come home tonight. FML

#21429410
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23263) - you deserved it (2062)

On 06/21/2015 at 6:16am - love - by bev_rogan - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

#21429236
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26336) - you deserved it (3678)

On 06/20/2015 at 9:59pm - love - by hotheadslav - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

#21428964
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26044) - you deserved it (2323)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:45am - love - by ugh - United States (Florida)

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

#21428807
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24869) - you deserved it (4411)

On 06/19/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Ngbaheir (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

#21428639
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26655) - you deserved it (2002)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML

#21427999
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (2972)

On 06/18/2015 at 8:36am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

#21427425
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25999) - you deserved it (2055)

On 06/17/2015 at 3:42am - love - by canessadawn - United States (Oregon)



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