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Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8080) - you deserved it (57860)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:35am - love - by notsosexygirl (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Yes, he knows what he missed alright... a clumsy, silly show off.

#15 - On 02/21/2009 at 3:54pm by NofolkDude

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I think you're a little too hung up if you're usual routine is to practically stalk your ex. Even if you have memberships at the same gym, it would be more healthy emotionally if you just went at a different time than him.

#27 - On 02/21/2009 at 9:14pm by d00d_c0m3_0n

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