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Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72581) - you deserved it (12601)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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It could be one of two things...
1. You I'm her too much and just eminate that crazy stalker vibe
2. Your crush is a bitch

#4 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:01pm by softballwhizz

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maybe you shouldn't have imed her so much?

#1 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:59pm by savy_77

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