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Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52834) - you totally deserved it (7772)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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maybe you shouldn't have imed her so much?

#1 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:59pm by savy_77

lol

#2 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:59pm by KPACOTKA

omg hahaha

#3 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:59pm by youswallow

It could be one of two things...
1. You I'm her too much and just eminate that crazy stalker vibe
2. Your crush is a bitch

#4 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:01pm by softballwhizz

shot by your own gun...

#5 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:02pm by b_radical

Haha i moderated this and it does suck. maybe id she couldn't figure out how to block someone on aim she wasn't worth it...

#6 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:03pm by MaddieMonster

How long was your conversation before she asked that?

#7 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:05pm by shree

Ouch, wow, haha, that kinda sucks. Well she's not worth it anyway if she's gonna be such a bitch :D

#8 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:05pm by SSC

wow why are you chasing after a girl that can't figure out something as simple as blocking someone on AIM? Also why did you tell her how it was obviously a set up. YDI

#9 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:05pm by jmaczor

maybe next time you see her in person, you can see what you did to upset her

#10 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:06pm by Serial

Now you know next time a chick you have a crush on asks if you can block somebody tell them you can't.

#11 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:07pm by Aethren

Aww, that stinks. :(

#12 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:07pm by lovemyblueeyes

maybe you were coming off a little stalker-y? when someone comes up to you and starts talking to you as soon as you get online EVERY time you get online it gets annoying, trust me... if you weren't doing that she probably blocked you and is a bitch not worth your time. but you should ask her about it just to make sure, and just to make her really uncomfortable if she *did* block you. if not, you still have a chance! :)

#13 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:08pm by leggomyeggo

Maybe she blocked you to practice and doesn't know how to unblock?

#14 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:12pm by Caustic

Get on another sn and message her, "BIATCH!!!"

#15 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:13pm by Wonka

you're probably annoying.. :]

#16 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:14pm by Ric3ball

Look at it this way it beats the hell out of getting sprayed with mace but might be the IM equivalent.

#17 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:24pm by Aethren

Urgh what a heartless bitch! Maybe you should be happy this happened being treated like crap does wonders for getting over someone, now you can find a nice girl.

#18 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:30pm by medusa

Reminds me of that song She Blocked Me
FYL indeed but she's not worth it

#19 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:35pm by Failed_Love

you deserved it...for making up a story and not proofreading (you wrote AIM and iChat)

#21 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:56pm by keke

Look at it on the positive side. Perhaps she was following your instructions, and now you're blocked, but she doesn't know how to unblock you.

This is why you should just ask her out instead of chatting with her in im. For all you know, it could have been her bro or one of her friends.

So next time, ask directly instead of chatting in im, you stalker.

#22 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:01pm by NorfolkDude

Just like the legendary Brazen Bull, a torture device that was tested on its creator.

Optimistically, maybe she was testing it on you and was unable to figure out how to unblock without your help. But probably not.

#23 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:02pm by MoobyTheCow

21--iChat is a service that allows you to access AIM, Gtalk, and other instant messenger providers in one. So, technically the OP was accurate because you can access AIM through iChat

#25 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:15pm by leoflair

i agree with #13
soory dude that sucks!

#26 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:24pm by basketball03

#19 - just what I was thinking!

#27 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:28pm by callargh

OMG play hard to get why don't you? Let her msg you. Lesson learned: do not be a AIM msging whore.

#28 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:31pm by lowcapacityx

HAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah, you were probs annoying.

#29 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:32pm by xClarkGable

Ouch. FYL dude.

#30 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:39pm by Monty_Python

Stop assuming he's a creeper, people. Maybe he was. Maybe the girl was just a bitch. There's no way of knowing.

#31 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:51pm by AnnaSeptic

#21 has a point! he wrote iChat and AIM LOL

#32 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:56pm by horriblelife9199

haha stupid girl maybe u shundt have told her how

#33 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:00pm by RachBearr

This sounds awfully like a bash.org quote. Just throwin' it out there.

#34 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:06pm by SunlightVeins

Sucks, but you probably deserved it. She blocked you for a reason, one of the most common being obsessive or creepy. Maybe you should chill out with the next crush you have.

#35 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:08pm by Seegtease

haha- I've done that before. Could it possibly have been that you were creep- stalking her? I'm thinking YDI- either you picked a bitch to have this weird crush on or you're just a creep that no one wants around (including the bitch, apparently).

#37 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:21pm by pineapples

oh god. sucks to be you =[

#38 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:26pm by planecrashdreams

totally YDI... totally.

#39 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:36pm by pike1790

It's possible that she accidentally blocked you trying to follow your directions for someone else, and you failed to tell her how to unblock someone.

This would be a non-issue if you knew her in person, but I doubt you do.

#40 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:40pm by cprompt

LOL ,
wow shes a bitch :P

#41 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:57pm by dammn

Maybe she's one of those girls that think so highly of themselves that they think everyone is in love with them and wants to get into their pants and stalk them. Like that girl in a recent FML who told AIDS donation people to go screw themselves.

You'll get over it. There's plenty of better girls out there for you.

#42 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:11pm by drinkupgorgeous

It's possible it's just a coincidence, you know...unless it didn't actually happen 'today'.

#43 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:14pm by rinnychan

I got blocked once. Made me realize I must be very annoying. Give up chatting online for a while. Trust me, it does wonders for your social interaction.

#44 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:16pm by bitca

#21, #32: iChat uses AIM. They are one in the same.

#45 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:35pm by mojo_jojo

i totally agree with #4 hahah that was what i was gna say..

dont worry dude.
lots of other girls out thr

#46 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:55pm by rityz

Um, on the upside iChat does rule...

#47 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:57pm by LuckyLauren

Um, on the upside iChat does rule...

#48 - On 04/12/2009 at 11:57pm by LuckyLauren

lol you must be annoying.

#49 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:21am by fillmyheart028

lol you must be annoying.

#50 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:22am by fillmyheart028

#33... shundt. What an inventive word. I say it all the time, but I've never ACTUALLY spelled it before :)

#51 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:27am by so_me

owned.

#52 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:28am by Magus

Don't crush on a stupid bitch. YDI

#53 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:10am by teh_ass

I think she knew how to block. Her question was just for fun and perhaps she even wasn't alone. Relax it's not worth your attention.

#54 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:04am by savan7

owned!

#55 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:09am by THIS_FML_SUCKS

LOL pwnd

#56 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:13am by goathumpy

you should have switched screen names to see if she really blocked you and been like. "Good. You figured it out. Have fun being a b*tch." and then blocked her back.

#57 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:04am by Arzdin

1) That's why you link two screennames with the same people so you can tell who blocked you. If you're smart enough to explain to a girl how to block someone your smart enough to do that

2) YDI... if a girl you have a crush on for 4 month remains "just a crush" either your in jr high/9th grade, 10th grade at max or it's not happening.

#58 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:55am by hellFighter

stalker

#59 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:19am by Drekos

You were probably bugging the bejesus out of here on AIM.

#60 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:49am by bravesman1983

maybe she used your IM as a practice and doesn't know how to unblock you since your the one explaining how to block someone.

#61 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:00pm by N0Luck

XD

#62 - On 04/13/2009 at 12:17pm by ShatteredEmpathy

i can't beleive u fell 4 that

#63 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:35pm by xxaaaxx

little high school kids who are always crying about their crush on here are so annoying, no wonder she never wants to talk to you again.

#64 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:09pm by Ridley

owned

#65 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:43pm by mrdeeds23

be like "you can block me on the comp, but not in real life MUAHAHAHA"

#66 - On 04/13/2009 at 3:02pm by liljon3

How ironic is that?

#67 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:06pm by sawfanatic

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
r u really thaat much of a stalker that she had to block you?

#68 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:16pm by uguysrmorons

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

#69 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:24pm by sasha717

Someone once told me to NEVER have "crushes" because that's the way you end up in the end....CRUSHED! It's good advice to always keep and pass on. It just sounds so juvenile to have a "crush." Speak up and ask someone out if you want to date them and save yourself some wasted time if the feeling isn't mutual.

...It does sound like you were stalking her though if she resorted to asking YOU how to block someone.

#70 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:42pm by onetuffbitch

her IQ level is probably ~0 because blocking someone on AIM is the easiest shit ever. AOL didn't make it rocket science to block someone...

#71 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:50pm by YallNoobs

she's only been offline for a day dude. stop worrying

#72 - On 04/13/2009 at 11:02pm by justdance45

I've actually done that to someone. It was a few years ago, though, and the guy was crazy. I already knew how to block him.

You were probably giving off a bad vibe.

#73 - On 04/14/2009 at 11:49am by goneblah

Ouch...

Hope you got the hint?

#74 - On 04/14/2009 at 12:56pm by Loony

Looks like you were wasting your time with that bitch anyway. But it sounds like you're doing a fine job of getting over her. Keep up the good work. Peace out.

#75 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:34pm by iamspartacus2

And #69, stop being a judgemental bitch. Once this paraniod chick thought I was a stalker and started spreading rumors about it. I told her off and have been ignoring ever since.

#76 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:36pm by iamspartacus2

And #69, stop being a judgemental bitch. Once this paraniod chick thought I was a stalker and started spreading rumors about it. I told her off and have been ignoring her ever since.

#77 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:39pm by iamspartacus2

Yup, I'm sure she'd ask you how to block someone if she planned to block you, it makes perfect sense right?

Not. What a stupid, obviously fake FML.

#78 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:40pm by fmlcritic

dude! how DO you block people? id love to be able to block my sister.

#79 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:42pm by xmisfitx

LOL!!!

#80 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:47am by lorna2cute

The guy I liked did that to me =[
And that was just when I thought I was getting to know him

#81 - On 04/16/2009 at 5:01pm by jhssoccergrl

Talking about getting owned.

#82 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:57pm by ugk4life

Perfect.

#83 - On 04/17/2009 at 8:19pm by DoubleJG

wow, that sucks .
pretty intentional, if you ask me.

#84 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:07pm by intangible_x

sorry, but i rofled.

#85 - On 04/22/2009 at 4:33am by aka_candy6

She probably just needed a break at first, but forgot about it. That's a FYL.

#86 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:28pm by 24788

maybe it was because you were using a mac. get a real computer.

#87 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:36am by Xeeon

#87 Made my life worth living, Loll.

#92 - On 09/05/2009 at 1:17pm by AsAlwaysAndrew

I'm sorry...
but don't you know her phone numbers or something???
I never like online chatting or dating...

#88 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:47am by WindChaser

OWNED

#89 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:00pm by blooxxkrazi

Awww I'm sorry Hun :(

#90 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:12am by xItsEssax

why would you have a crush on someone you can't talk to in real life?

#91 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:32am by PenNameHere

owned lol!

#93 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:08pm by jon_fylxD

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