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Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
You don't blow a bubble gum bubble if you're trying to impress someone.
Unless you're six.
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Friday 26 September 2014