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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45173) - you deserved it (4054)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

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Shit

#1 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:51am by Jackiess22

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Did she order that shit? Scandalous hoe.

#3 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:54am by bigdickprick

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