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Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33767) - you deserved it (15594)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

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and you're with him because?

#1 - On 03/13/2010 at 9:51am by jerseystreetking

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yeah i can understand like ex-boyfriends or something like that, maybe,
but family!?!?!?
and what if you wanted to turn lesbian or bisexual??
then he'd be fucked

#14 - On 03/13/2010 at 9:57am by GR3453m0nk3y

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