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Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5915) - you deserved it (41547)

On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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