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Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28910) - you deserved it (2292)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Teeny (woman) - United States (Texas)

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so what was playing?

#5 - On 03/09/2010 at 7:06pm by crazeelife12

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Set up an account and see if he'll meet with you. If he gives the green light, arrange a rendezvous at an abandoned shipyard and right when he's walking aboard the failboat, push down on the red button and blow him to smithereens. You'll feel better.

#41 - On 03/09/2010 at 7:21pm by mercyFML

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