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Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (93884) - you deserved it (4356)

On 04/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by intranator (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

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