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Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML


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On 03/01/2010 at 1:43am - love - by duckwater (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Couldn't he have given you a lift home?

#54 - On 03/01/2010 at 10:37am by cookies_for_you

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I'm confused as to why your boyfriend did not also ride the bus home with you. He got hit by the water as well so where did he go?

#6 - On 03/01/2010 at 6:27am by Tarynkd

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