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Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML


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On 03/01/2010 at 1:43am - love - by duckwater (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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I wonder if ducks have an opposite - FML like website (F your life?) in their little duck land and they have a post about how some filthy stinking humans were trying to take over their fountain so they beat their ass

#10 - On 03/01/2010 at 6:31am by bozodaone

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Couldn't he have given you a lift home?

#54 - On 03/01/2010 at 10:37am by cookies_for_you

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