Love: Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow...

By Crazy09 - 08/04/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML

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By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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Breaking news

By nicolette5785452 - 16/11/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:13

Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?

theshewolf 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:18

Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.

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adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:13

Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?

mje8995 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:37

Oi ve fyl for sure. Don't ub kinda feel bad for the op?

jenloveslaughs 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:41

#132 learn to spell please

subiedude08 17

Monday 17 June 2013 10:29

Was that English?

sunnysunsunftw 3

Wednesday 12 February 2014 15:23

"Forgot"

28actress 22

Tuesday 26 July 2016 14:32

Also it doesn't say how long they have been dating. Maybe she got pregnant from a previous boyfriend and just found out; it's happened to others before

msrock 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:14

OOhh someone got pwned! FYL!

cheesybanana703 10

Thursday 29 May 2014 15:07

Idiot.

zander09 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:15

Maybe its a tumor.

Allornone 35

Monday 5 May 2014 4:43

it's not a tumor.

theshewolf 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:18

Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.

crumblemumble 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:19

but then why would she say it's not yours?

grobo555 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:39

it could've been a joke.

molly_beee 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:19

Yeah..i had to get an ultrasound for my kidneys!!

lurkerman999 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:19

Well at least you don't have to worry!

Lauriebug 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:20

ha. haha. that sucks but i suppose you can't have a silver lining without a cloud, now can you?

MiriamSingsLoud 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:22

Typically you know you're pregnant for a while before you need an ultrasound, so she could have told you. Did she seriously just think you weren't going to notice?

Kai21 0

Friday 12 October 2012 14:21

She could have easily just found out she was pregnant. I'm about 10 weeks pregnant, found out when I was 8 weeks, & had my first ultra sound 3 days later. Sometimes a woman will have a "period" when she's pregnant whichmy throw her off a little. I mean this lady probably did know sooner, but I just wanted to let you know.

mommy2cassidy 18

Saturday 22 November 2014 4:52

No, some women get dating ultrasounds after they find out. The anatomy scans later on in the pregnancy are not very accurate for dating the pregnancy.