Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

by anonymous / 02/27/2010 at 11:06am / United States / Love

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  • OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.

    #17 - On 02/27/2010 at 2:00pm by imaweener

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  • I'd like to see an FML where nobody chooses YDI. Honestly, someone explain to me how OP deserved this; it's not like OP punched him first as far as we're concerned.

    #23 - On 02/27/2010 at 2:03pm by mariahrawks

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