Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand in his boxers, he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

by cdoyle / 04/08/2009 at 8:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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  • And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.

    #1 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:14pm by checkyesbecca

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  • I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.

    #4 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:17pm by e86

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