Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML

by Anonymous / 04/06/2009 at 1:07am / United States (Illinois) / Love

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  • You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?

    #3 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:10am by Endymion

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  • Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail

    #1 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:05am by suadelaaa

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