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Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29482) - you deserved it (6354)

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I'm not sure how this makes your life suck. I think this is pretty awesome and am now going to go shave my name into my chest hair.

#7 - On 02/05/2009 at 7:25am by K?haulani-Keola

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that just took me back to the 40 year old virgin and the man-o-latern.

#24 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:13pm by holynemesis1208

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