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Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39690) - you deserved it (8362)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I'm not sure how this makes your life suck. I think this is pretty awesome and am now going to go shave my name into my chest hair.

#7 - On 02/05/2009 at 7:25am by K?haulani-Keola

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that's amazing. i'm sorry....but that's just absolutely amazing.

#4 - On 02/05/2009 at 4:21am by exceptyourheart

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