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Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11713) - you deserved it (37022)

On 02/12/2010 at 10:30pm - love - by Pushover (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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why?

#1 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:31am by Narcentricity

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and WHY did you have to cook for him??

#2 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:32am by SpideyRules

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