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Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21700) - you deserved it (3212)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

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How do you know you didn't just forget it on the bus? :P

#13 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:03pm by faceless99

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lmao she's a bitchhh.

#11 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:55pm by MissFreshx7

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