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Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17951) - you deserved it (814)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

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How do you know you didn't just forget it on the bus? :P

#13 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:03pm by faceless99

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idiot phone loses a and claims it stolen got , so fail it broke english, here what is should been have said.

Today, i dropped my phone. FML

#15 - On 08/31/2009 at 7:49pm by Flamersplamer

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