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Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32634) - you deserved it (6112)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)

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Today, I had to read the creepy offer by #2. FML

#3 - On 02/04/2009 at 3:30pm by yikes

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Are you sure he wasn't having sex with the PS3?

#6 - On 02/04/2009 at 5:44pm by 9brggz1vboyqhb0

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