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Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

by ShamedJP / 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm / United States (New York) / Love

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  • well if you got her to handcuff you, it could of gotten kinky

    #7 - On 04/03/2009 at 8:50pm by Serial

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  • Lol, I agree with two.
    Pick-up lines are lame but at least use good ones!

    #5 - On 04/03/2009 at 8:50pm by suadelaaa

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