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Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac, two large fries, a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17441) - you deserved it (23480)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:44am - love - by tammy999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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this FML makes me hungry.

#1 - On 01/31/2010 at 6:27am by maskedman

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OM NOM NOM

#3 - On 01/31/2010 at 6:29am by Beedlee

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