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Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States

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get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.

#15 - On 01/31/2010 at 3:58am by vetter

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You ought to get a Robert Pattinson tramp stamp as revenge. Team Edward demands it.

#17 - On 01/31/2010 at 4:02am by perdix

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