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Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26991) - you deserved it (4437)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States

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You ought to get a Robert Pattinson tramp stamp as revenge. Team Edward demands it.

#17 - On 01/31/2010 at 4:02am by perdix

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I'm sorry but why does it matter if people are obsessed with twilight?! get over it, it's not a big deal, if you don't like it stay away from people who do. I'm sick of people bitching about people who like twilight. yah I like it but not obsessed. no big deal.

#23 - On 01/31/2010 at 4:26am by Bbyboo

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