Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 9:52am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

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  • Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML

    #6 - On 04/02/2009 at 2:05pm by omglolydi

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  • Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.

    #3 - On 04/02/2009 at 2:04pm by UrLifeDoesntSuck

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