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Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27169) - you deserved it (1948)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

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That's just evil for her to do that. I hate when girls lead you on.

#11 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:42am by 24788

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wow do most girls that are gay tell u like when u ask them,? not use u for a free meal? u should get a friend or ur sister or something to do that to her

#8 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:30am by hellfire695

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