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Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26545) - you deserved it (2845)

On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)

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No offense, but that sounds a little needy.

#3 - On 02/04/2009 at 12:05pm by vfscx0aw6o7jshl

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She's self absorbed and your just a pussy if you stay with her. She'll never ever meet your needs.

#4 - On 02/04/2009 at 3:27pm by Imdead

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